I hate this clip so much. It looks like he’s scraping off bacteria from a microscope slide.
Blinx-182
A fool and his money.
thomstevens420
I want to rob this man.
Apollyon_of_Abyss
for 300 could get a good steak dinner that will fill you up not something out from the sink filter
South-West
You can always tell these people are full of shit when their face looks like they just had an orgasm even before the “food” touches their lips
davidsands

FreeTrash4030
Ahhh the old windshield wiper course
umijuvariel

Iatemydoggo
Looks like when you clean out the bottom of a dish pit
MyNameIsGladHeAteHer
id be shaking my head wondering why i paid for that garbage too
zombizzle
How the fuck do I scam rich people
GullibleBeautiful
Ah yeah, my favorite way of consuming food, eating directly off a card shaped item like it’s edible cocaine.
powbang
dude’s also writhing in forced delight before it even hits his taste buds
zymurcologist
r/WeWantPlates
rachaellsmith82
Yea not me!!!
Kjb72

Average_Misanthrope

jKaz
It’s a tasting course. This is 1 out of 12-15 courses they bring out. He didn’t leave hungry.
Barnabybusht
Why are there people…like that?
The_Powers
A fool and his money are easily parted.
iEatWhenHungry
What’s wrong babe? You hardly touched your Petri dish :/
ProjectNo4090
He can scrape the gunk and bugs off my car windshield for $100.
Accurate-System7951
Am I petty for hating this guy just because of his reaction?
SassyTheSkydragon
Are those butterfly wings or petals?
TehZiiM
The chef probably thought of that while cleaning the coke plate.
Fit_Cucumber_709
For our next course, please follow me into the kitchen and enjoy a quick lick of the floor beneath the dishwasher.
Hungry_Assistance579
This is Alchemist in Copenhagen. If you ever have the privilege to have this experience please do. If Michelin star experiences aren’t for you, maybe you’d prefer an aluminum pan of tater tots and shredded cheese as is the typical offering on this sub
silentbeast1287

I think its time to watch The Menu again.
Slight-Narwhal-2953
Like scraping your windscreen after driving on a summer evening..
Kallavona
That gives me the ick. I don’t think I could be paid to eat it.
Normal-Error-6343
so? how was it?
flashgordonsape
The chef prepares this by putting all the ingredients in his mouth, chewing exactly 7 times, then holding a window pane in front his mouth while the sous chef punches him in the stomach
husky_whisperer
Two more scrapes of food out no dessert young man!!
IcanSEEyou_IRL
I’d rather spend $300 scraping coke
Dilligent-Spinosaur
I mean I’m guessing this is part of a fancy 10 course dinner show thing where each dish has its own little gimmick. Dumb sure, but the dumb fun I could do for a night with my partner/some friends
Easy_Turn1988
I’m fine with that kind of thing in a fine dining restaurant.
But as an extra edible decoration, not the main dish wtf
TapAway755
Eating food off of the window that HE built.
ThePrinceofallYNs
Nah, you got me all the way fucked up. I could lick my windshield for less
Objective-Result4465

elmartin93
“Everything you’ve cooked tonight has been some sort of intellectual exercise instead of something you actually want to sit down and enjoy”
-Margot, “The Menu”
it_rubs_the_lotion
This reminds me of the bartending “mat shot”
It was taking the thin black mat, that you make drinks on all night, and tipping the collected fallen booze and beer into a shot glass.
the47man
This looks like the food Ralph Fiennes would serve you in The Menu.

Squildo
You can’t escape shame no matter how much you shake your head
Lone-Frequency
Rich people really will eat fucking *anything* if you charge them enough for it.
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I hate this clip so much. It looks like he’s scraping off bacteria from a microscope slide.
A fool and his money.
I want to rob this man.
for 300 could get a good steak dinner that will fill you up not something out from the sink filter
You can always tell these people are full of shit when their face looks like they just had an orgasm even before the “food” touches their lips

Ahhh the old windshield wiper course

Looks like when you clean out the bottom of a dish pit
id be shaking my head wondering why i paid for that garbage too
How the fuck do I scam rich people
Ah yeah, my favorite way of consuming food, eating directly off a card shaped item like it’s edible cocaine.
dude’s also writhing in forced delight before it even hits his taste buds
r/WeWantPlates
Yea not me!!!


It’s a tasting course. This is 1 out of 12-15 courses they bring out. He didn’t leave hungry.
Why are there people…like that?
A fool and his money are easily parted.
What’s wrong babe? You hardly touched your Petri dish :/
He can scrape the gunk and bugs off my car windshield for $100.
Am I petty for hating this guy just because of his reaction?
Are those butterfly wings or petals?
The chef probably thought of that while cleaning the coke plate.
For our next course, please follow me into the kitchen and enjoy a quick lick of the floor beneath the dishwasher.
This is Alchemist in Copenhagen. If you ever have the privilege to have this experience please do. If Michelin star experiences aren’t for you, maybe you’d prefer an aluminum pan of tater tots and shredded cheese as is the typical offering on this sub

I think its time to watch The Menu again.
Like scraping your windscreen after driving on a summer evening..
That gives me the ick. I don’t think I could be paid to eat it.
so? how was it?
The chef prepares this by putting all the ingredients in his mouth, chewing exactly 7 times, then holding a window pane in front his mouth while the sous chef punches him in the stomach
Two more scrapes of food out no dessert young man!!
I’d rather spend $300 scraping coke
I mean I’m guessing this is part of a fancy 10 course dinner show thing where each dish has its own little gimmick. Dumb sure, but the dumb fun I could do for a night with my partner/some friends
I’m fine with that kind of thing in a fine dining restaurant.
But as an extra edible decoration, not the main dish wtf
Eating food off of the window that HE built.
Nah, you got me all the way fucked up. I could lick my windshield for less

“Everything you’ve cooked tonight has been some sort of intellectual exercise instead of something you actually want to sit down and enjoy”
-Margot, “The Menu”
This reminds me of the bartending “mat shot”
It was taking the thin black mat, that you make drinks on all night, and tipping the collected fallen booze and beer into a shot glass.
This looks like the food Ralph Fiennes would serve you in The Menu.

You can’t escape shame no matter how much you shake your head
Rich people really will eat fucking *anything* if you charge them enough for it.